I went through the sounds after noticing that several had changed for this version of the game. This list requires Jon Hunt’s "SOUND EFFECTS DOC" as I am only listing the ones that have changed. I am basically doing this the same way Jon did his first list, but without the exact Matrix terminology.

* This is also based on having the cuss-pack installed *

*What you see is what you get. I ain’t guaranteeing nothin’.*

(note: don’t type the period after the sound number)

002. Minion’s Turd Hitting

027. LN_ "Slicker n’ snot"

028. LN_ "Ah-YEAH"

029. LN_ "Yeah Baby, ha-ha-ha"

033. LN_ "A severe case of asteroids"

046. LN_ "Eat lead you shit-monkeys"

064. LN_ "Hot Damn, transportation"

072. LN_ "I farted, it’s wet & I don’t feel like moving"

077. LN_ "Boy, you’d rather sandpaper a wildcat’s ass, etc"

080. LN_ "Damn varmints"

082. CHICKENS

084. JUNGLE BIRD

085. (Sounds like someone fucking to me)

095. Banjo Music

102. LN_ "If there’s anything I hate more than Bible thumpers, etc"

103. LN_ "Boy, I’m wild as fire now"

104. LN_ "Snake River?" Ain’t this the place, etc."

105. LN_ (farts) "Swamp gas my ass"

106. RIVERBOAT

107. LN_ "Hold on to yer butt."

110. CT_ "Craps ya lose"

111. CT_ "I’m gonna fuck ya"

113. CT_ "Son of a bitch’n fuck-nut"

122. RIVERBOAT WHISTLE

160. LN_ "So that’s where they’s coming from"

164. WOOD CREAKING

168. CLOCK WINDING (?)

176. LN_ "Jackpot"

177. LN_ "If that don’t take the ham off the hog"

182. FILM PROJECTOR

183. PLANE CRASHING

184. JUNGLE SOUNDS

186. HARLEY DAVIDSON KICK-START

187. HARLEY DAVIDSON IDLE

188. HARLEY DAVIDSON ACCELERATE

189. HARLEY DAVIDSON STALLING

191. HARLEY DAVIDSON SKIDDING

192. JACKALOPE JUMP

193. JACKALOPE JUMP

198. LN_ "The King, huh"

201. JACKALOPE SNARL

206. LN_ "Hungry/menstrual skunk"

208. LN_ "Molasses in Jan"

213. JACKOLOPE VICIOUS

214. HARLEY DAVIDSON TAKING OFF

215. EXPLOSION

220. TIRES SQUEALING

221. LN_ "I’m on you like stink on shit"

228. LN_ "Damn, you suck"

229. LN_ I’m so hungry I could eat a buffalo’s ass/barbed wire fence

230. LN_ "Hey bubba, watch me pull a tractor out of my ass"

231. CASH REGISTER

232. EGGS DROPPING IN FAT FRYING

233. RAILROAD CROSSING BELLS

234. TRAIN SOUND

235. ONE ARMED BANDIT

236. NATIVE AMERICAN’S CHANTING

237. (SOUNDS LIKE AN OLD 78 RPM RECORD AT THE END)

238. VASE BREAKING

242. WIND HOWLING

244. CHICKEN CROSSBOW FIRING

252. SICKLE

255. LN_ "Yeah baby, I’m gonna shag you rotten"

257. LN_ "Slicker ‘n catshit on a flat rock"

258. LN_ "Mm, mm good"

259. ASSEMBLY LINE HALTING

261. RIVERBOAT PIANO MUSIC

262. COOT N’ BILLY RAY PICKIN’

263. LN_ "Fuck you & the horse you rode in on"

265. LN_ "Chill that"

266. LN_ "you like that boy?"

270. LN_ "Muh head hurts, Muh feet stink & I don’t love Jesus"

276. BIKER "Stay alive, baby"

277. BIKER "Where’s my bourbon?"

278 BIKER "Why don’t you cheer, bitch"

279. BIKER "Die neighbor"

280. BIKER "Don’t you look at me"

281. BIKER "Fun’s just starting, neighbor"

282. Biker "Hey"

283. LN_ "16 oz. Can"

284. BIKER "Hey neighbor"

285. BIKER "How ‘bout a little joyride"

286. BIKER "Keep away from my cheerleader neighbor"

287. BIKER "Don’t say please neighbor"

288. BIKER "Wanna go for a ride?"

289. BIKER "Let’s hit the road"

290. BIKER "You scratched my hog neighbor"

291. BIKER "Shut-up cheer-bitch"

292. BIKER WHIMPERING

293. BIKER "I’ll send you straight to hell neighbor"

294. BIKER "Hey neighbor"

295. BIKER "Shut up cheer girl, I’m trying to kill"

296. BIKER LAUGHING

297. BIKER LAUGHING 2

298. BIKER LAUGHING 3

299. DAISY "Snatch you baldheaded"

300. DAISY LAUGHING

301. DAISY LAUGHING 2

302. DAISY "Aw"

303. DAISY "You like that, boy"

307. DAISY "Now you’ve gone & done it"

308. DAISY "Open up a can of whoop-ass on you"

309. DAISY " a little nibbly out"

310. DAISY "Were you raised in a barn?"

311. DAISY "Go Team"

312. DAISY "And team, and spirit and go-go-go."

313. DAISY "Ready? OK !"

314. DAISY "2-34-6-8 who, etc"

315. DAISY "Land of mercy, you a biggun"

316. JACKOLOPE RENDERING SOUNDS

317. JACKOLOPE RENDERING SOUNDS

318. JACKOLOPE RENDERING SOUNDS

319. JACKOLOPE RENDERING SOUNDS

320. JACKOLOPE RENDERING SOUNDS

321. JACKOLOPE RENDERING SOUNDS

322. DAISY "Ugh"

323. DAISY "oooh"

324. DAISY "Ow"

325. DAISY "Oooh, now that has got to hurt"

326. Gunshot

328. CLANK-STEAM RELEASING

329. LN_ "ancient hydroglifics?"

337. Announcer "Moto madness"

338. Announcer "Sunday-Sunday-Sunday"

339. Truck Motor

340. Player Piano-broken

345. THIS IS THE ATF

346. CAVE WIND HOWL

347. DISGRACELAND ALARM BELL

357. LN_ "Die you hideous mutation"

360. LN_ "Looks like the Easter Bunny screwed a moose"

367. LN_ "Reckon cousin Ted moved out"

376. LN_ "caught with my fly open"

377. LN_ "one shit-head at a time"

386. JACKOLOPE JUMP "BOINK"

391. LN_ "Well shit fire & fuck me running"

414. JACKOLOPE "Ik-ik-ik" 1

428. LN_ "City Folk"

438. JACKOLOPE "Ik-ik-ik" 2

439. OLD BELL BEING SHOT

445. WELCOME TO THE JOE 9000

446. THAT CAN’T BE DONE

447. QUIT HITTING THE SPACEBAR

448. LN_ "Ancient Chinese secret, my ass"

458. LN_ "What’s up Doc?"

459. LN_ "Still going my ass"

460. LN_ "Rabbit stew"

461. LN_ "Damn varmints"

462. LN_ "Jackolope good the 2^nd day"

464. LN_ "Turn around & let me see if I recognize you from prison"

468. THANK YOU DRIVE THROUGH

474. LN_ "Kiss it/backy-sack"

479. MATRIX ENTERTAINMENT

481. MAMA JACKOLOPE

482. MAMA JACKOLOPE

483. MAMA JACKOLOPE

484. Deep Jackolope Growl

488. BUBBA ELVIS

489. BUBBA ELVIS

490. BUBBA ELVIS

491. BIKER "Helmet Law"

492. LN_ "She’s limber as a dishrag"

493. LN_ "Gal’s gotta temper like a wild hornet

494. LN_ "Banjo Pickin’ mind"

496. LN (sickle) "Mm-Hmm"

497. COYOTE HOWL

BUB_LN "Hey Leonard"

499. BUB_LN "Hey Leonard, I’m Over Here

500.